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Big Dixon Protest Planned
I want to lead a major protest against all protests. An all-American protest team made up of veterans, law enforcement, people that think right, those with common sense and those who are just pissed off and fed up.
Currently these “students” can apparently cut the classes we pay for and get a day out of school and college with no repercussions. And these big crowds of professional demonstrators… do none of them have jobs? If they did they wouldn’t have time to attend all of these protests… unless… that is their job and we are paying them with social services to spout their mimicked, bandwagon feelings.
Then you have a local yokel who has the “guts” to write a letter against the president and have it published in an area newspaper. You know, this guy really has guts, right? So I thought I’d help him out and I sent his letter to the editor to the president and his people… You’re welcome. I do what I can.
I want to lead the protest against the main stream media that seems to be incapable of writing or reporting a legitimate news story without altering the facts or editorializing (including ALL Sacramento T.V. stations). Examples? The left wing media insists on calling illegal aliens “undocumented immigrants” rooting up support for people who have chosen to be in this country illegally, as opposed to the millions who have taken the trouble to become documented. There are only three kinds of Americans: native born, documented wanting to become citizens and illegals: See the difference… legal alien and illegal aliens… The illegals want all of the rights without any of the responsibilities of citizenship. Want to try to sneak into Mexico and see what happens…didn’t think so. I’m sure a lot of people I know… know of someone without papers. If they aren’t criminals in the criminals law sense have them keep their heads down, as they always have, until the smoke clears and then apply for papers. No one is after the multi-generational working class people with clean records.
I want to protest the actors who are getting zillions of dollars for doing their “jobs” and pretending to be something they aren’t… and then receive a trophy and feel qualified to criticize the leadership of this country. Who cares what the hell they think? I guess, Barbara, Rosie and the other big mouths that said they were going to Canada if Trump won either changed their minds or the smart Canadians rejected them saying they had enough idiots of their own and didn’t need any more.
Every day an associated press writer, for whatever reason, writes trash about our President with subtle editorializes like the one (of many) this week by Gillian Flaccus that said in part “In the days after Donald Trump’s election, thousands of teenagers across the nation walked out of class in protest. Others rallied to his defense.” Read carefully the Washington Post and other major media and ALL associated press writings and you’ll see the subtle attempts to alter the facts to the left way of thinking.
With all of the real fake news flowing like beer through a kidney I thought I would present some real local news for a change. I am organizing a major protest to protest all of the protests. Have you been watching the B.S. protests around the county and the world? Mexico, the U.S. overseas and almost every country has some group protesting something.
Here’s its mainly the losers who could never conceive the possibility they could lose because they are from a national group of pseudo-intelligent, entitled, well-educated idiots joining the have nots who are firmly entrenched in the welfare system Ever wonder how all of these people get off work to attend protest after protest? It’s easy; they are protesting because many are afraid they may have to actually go to work.
My protest will be a major one like the million man march on D.C. But mine will be the dozen person march to protest the stupidity, cost and waste of time to protest to deaf ears. Ears will hear my protest because we will have veterans in the protest saying if you want to protest, protest the fact there are many vets and their families doing without. Meanwhile second and third generation non workers, and imported future democrats using Hijrah (Hijrah: Migration for the Cause of Allah) suck off and drain the system. We will be joined by a senior citizen or two that feel social security is a right not an entitlement and they are being screwed out of a lifetime of money taken from them not to be returned.
I want to protest the mother trying to change the sex of her very young son because she thinks he wants to be a girl… and all others trying to change children into transgender little children? Adults can make that decision if they wish but for God’s sake let children mature before you cut off or add parts nature in its wisdom has given them.
Also we’ll protest unisex bath rooms in schools… don’t children have enough to deal with now days without having to be concerned about who is watching them pee?
My list is a lot longer than this but I’ve run out of space. So if you want to cut school and not be penalized or show welfare or unemployment you actually did something, join me in one of my protests time and place TBA.
Today’s Short Reading From The Bible
From Genesis: “And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth.” Then He made the earth round…and He laughed and laughed and laughed!
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man’s last interview. The Chief Deputy said, “You’re a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an “Attitude Suitability Test”, that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our badge, son.”
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, “Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six ambulance-chasing lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a jackrabbit.”
“Why the rabbit?” queried the applicant. “You pass,” said the Chief Deputy. “When can you start?”
*I tried a vegan recipe book last night…….turns out it was much tastier than any of the recipes it contained.
*There’s no specific, scientific, known reason to believe that eating this entire bag of Doritos is going to make me feel better… that’s why it is called “faith”.
*I no longer drink water… not after I learned what it did to the Grand Canyon.
*I don’t have really high intellectual standards for a future wife… but I insist she know that Homer is not a Simpson and Plato is not clay.
*My doctor told me I can get back to my college weight in about 4 months if I just go for a brisk 300-mile walk each morning.
*A new study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits… and people who order a quad-shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.
*Were you aware you can skydive without a parachute… but mostly only once.
*Marriage: It’s a way where two people can join together in an attempt to solve the problems they never had previously.
*The families in Eggo commercials live in nice homes and appear to have money… why are they always fighting over one crappy frozen waffle?
*I love the compliments my boss gives like “wow, you’re on time today” and “great job ignoring the dress code”.
*You think you’re having a bad day… the lady who just took my order at the drive-thru asked if it was to go.
*I hate my job, but it pays for my alcohol… and I need the alcohol, because I hate my job.
*Kids are a lot like donuts… they’re sweet and yummy but after two you’re like “what the hell have I done?”
*Mexican jokes and Black jokes are pretty much the same… once you’ve heard Juan you’ve heard Jamal.
*It had to be a woman that coined the phrase “severance package”… no man is putting those two words so close together.
*Telling your kids you were born before the internet is going to be the new “I walked to school five miles in the snow uphill, both ways!”
*If you see someone standing in a public place crying it’s always proper to show concern… ask them if it’s because of their haircut.
*Sex so good you get out of bed to see which neighbor is having it.
*It’s very important to me to teach my kids to be independent and self-reliant because I won’t be around forever… especially if I win the lottery.
*My grandson asked me “what’s the secret to a long life?”… “Never order vegetarian in Texas.”
*Podiatrists don’t use the metric system… they only deal with feet.
*There was a note on the bedside table that said “this isn’t working”… but I put a quarter in and the bed still vibrates. What’s her problem?
*My version of Ricky Martin’s hit… livin la vida broka!
*As a kid there really wasn’t anything I wanted to be when I grew up… and boy, have I nailed it!
*Just a heads up guys… if you ask your wife how to spell “manage a trois” she’s going to want to know why.